Bitch got WEAVE

Having applied for the job as the token HEAD drag queen...with my Glamor know how I have decided that if you are going to be the next IT girl,Chrissy, you need to get your self a WEAVE. Think about it, would Paris be as famous if it wasn't for her nappy-ass weave? Well there was that whole sex tape thing...but I ask you would her sex tape been AS famous if it wasn't for her Weave? I saw Neigh! Let's think let's try that! Puh-Leese that Snookie on Jersey Shore would not be as amazing if she did that that Bumpit riding around in her fro! Remember Bald Brit with the little nubbins exploding off her skull like a bad hair transplant??? Seriously you are only as IT as your latest hair and the only way to do that is a WEAVE baby!

So I have been thinking of all the things that you can use. Please see Weaves below


The Paris Bandit. Who else knows about Nappy fake looking hair other then Paris? I LOVED this one best because not only do you have the locks you so NEED, but as seen here you can have interchangeable hair WITH interchangeable "fashion" headbands. We all know that there is nothing more Fashion forward as Scrunchies and Headbands. Look Paris is totally werking that.


Do you KNOW what this mess is?? They are CLIP in BANGS!
Since that is what you need to be A. Maze. Ing. these days. Ugh SO fierce! See this is the thing...a Drag Queen can never have enough looks adding bangs makes the look (Snap in a "Z" Formation).

This is the last of my weave ideas...even Bald Brittany could have gotten away with this! Look! Sleek,sophisticated pony that is something that you can have in for a late night in a club, when you have to roll out of bed first thing in the afternoon to yack, and when your hung over enough to eat at some greasy mexican burrito from the corner stand that you know is going to make you smell for days?? See all of that can be made better with this!
So as the first step to becoming a socialite I believe that you should find yourself a WEAVE BITCH!