Tita'a Dear Diary (Glam Technition)

Really?? What a HAWT MESS. I purchased a Be-Dazzler to put a little Shazam on this halter dress that that I copied off the cutie on Project Runway. Only I realized AFTER I tried it on that that my ass grew 2 sizes since the New Years. I can't resist those Costco Cream Puffs buckets. I don't just sit and eat them myself tho, they are for the desperate times I need them, or when I am watching RuPaul's Drag Race(the new season I should have tried out for but forgot because I was too busy with helping Chrissy with her new Fabulous frock for Socialite ladder she climbs on a constant basis), Project Runway and Tabatha's Salon Takeover. After I nearly fainted from my weight gain, I decided to exercise by shaking my ass with my new video game on the Wii. I did a bit of a jig to New Kids on the Block and then remembered I hate to sweat. Uh so I am back to where I was to begin with a Be-Dazzled halter, my Ginormas ass an open container of Puffs to comfort my depression, and me totally not feeling the groove. At least bitch's weave was looking fierce.